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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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robot:

all

i

asked

you

to

do

was

close

my

fucking

door

(Source: sleep, via myotherhalf5772)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

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asheself:

mothafickle:

mothafickle:

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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(via robert-downey-jesus)

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(Source: gentlegoth, via robert-downey-jesus)

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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(Source: kurtzisa, via robert-downey-jesus)

teacher:you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath):if you're an amateur

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

(via be-the-dean-to-my-castiel)

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