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me talking to little kids:oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people:I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age:well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

“It’s purely luck if you find that person, and it’s like “vroom,” and it makes sense. There’s something kind of terrifying and exhilarating about it.” - Andrew Garfield

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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

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disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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mooseleys:

Even though I’ve already read it and know what’s going to happen (x)

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clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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