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Anonymous asked: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?


Answer:

kate-wisehart:

snarkmachine:

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

LOLOLOL

can a

lol

without the

LOL

lol

Dude, I hate to break it to you, but the majority of women can’t come WITH the help of a guy and have to do it themselves afterward.

smartgirlsattheparty:

fuck-yeah-feminist:

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

^^

THIS.

(via sparemeyourcomplaints)

me:i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents:that's how you make friends!!!
me:no

sixpathsofbased:

I watched this over 10 timea

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via wanderlustrousness)

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

(via wanderlustrousness)

steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

(Source: passive-aggressiveprincess, via wanderlustrousness)

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

(via wanderlustrousness)

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via rideinthetardiswithme)

officialunitedstates:

Palm trees don’t even have hands

(via rideinthetardiswithme)

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

(Source: sobbinqmoved, via rideinthetardiswithme)

badtvblog:

I wish I didn’t relate to this

(Source: rikajeanne, via rideinthetardiswithme)

alovetocrossoceansfor:

the first one is just so ridiculously adorable

(Source: forharmony, via rideinthetardiswithme)

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